Monday, December 14, 2009

Holiday Tips...

DO taste test all candies before assembling graham houses.


DO NOT expect even the most fun auntie surrounded by a table of sweets to steal attention away from Christmas movies.


DO build a graham village and santa's sleigh. DO NOT use a chocolate chip for the tail of the reindeer. It looks like reindeer poop.


DO go sledding. DO NOT tell your auntie she is too big and that is why the sled is not moving even though the hill is clearly not steep enough. Clearly..


DO rescue your little-white-fleece-vest-wearing-dog from the snow banks.


DO shovel the snow off the porch to make a huge snow pile. DO NOT keep telling your auntie when her breaks are over even though she is making trips hither and fro to get all the snow off the rocks.


DO make snow angels.


DO climb a many-branched tree and say things like "I don't think mama would like to see this".

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