let's do this

Well old man.
Looks like you're here to stay.
The winter pajama uniform of head to toe fleece is already well worn.
You have blown your cold breath of frost and snow onto the leafless mountains.You make me leave for work in the dark and get home pretty close to it.
My car has lumbered into its deep winter chill which requires my revving the gas pedal while turning the key. A little foot tap of support on my part to keep everyone's spirits up.
I do not dare to set foot out the door without tea in hand to ensure that my mitts don't numb from the cold.
Though I am wearing my gloves they are purely fashion over function and I won't let you take that away from me.
That's right.
You heard me.

Fashion
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Function