See ya snow tires.
You can take your "tenaciously clinging" treads, and "less rolling resistance". Go enjoy your "dedicated winterness" and "dual action calabratizing" (I made that one up). You can have your loud sticky sound against the pavement and your amazing state of the art gas guzzling feature.
I'll take your more peaceful 3 season friends. The ones with the worn down treads and years of experience under their belt. I prefer their "sitting in a musty basement in a plastic bag for three months" smell to your "I'm so great in the snow just give me one more storm" attitude. I'll embrace their relatively speaking eco friendly dig into my wallet for gas.
I'll take them.
'Cuz they mean (spring) business.
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