A peep diagram

If I am the peep in the front

then the principal is the peep in the back.

He can't quite catch me.

Even though he came looking today.

Little did he know I was heels up at the doc (aka traumatized and uncomfortable).

Even though he called today.

Little did he know I was heels to the pavement with Butter (aka running and KICKING HER BUTT).

Which brings me to another point. That dog drags behind me and then gets home and wants to play ball. BALL?

Which brings me back to my other point. Why is he trying to catch me? ME?

Hopefully I know why.

And if the why I am thinking is not the why that I think it is then I think I should keep running.
But not with Butter.
'Cuz she's slow.