Floaters

There were floaters in the tub today.

This is a first for me.

I didn't recognize them.

They were foreign.

I don't know how they came to be (I mean I KNOW, but I didn't SEE the ACTION).

They look different in the tub.

And unlike CADDY SHACK, no one (AKA Xave) was screaming DOODY.....

He was calm.

He was cool.

He was collected.

He was handing them to me.

One by one.

With a big S*** eating grin on his face.

Literally.

And I took them.

With my bare hands.

Because I am a mom now.

And that's what you do.

Apparently.

And then we drained the water and took a shower together.

ps....we did not have a photo op with said floaters, so another picture will have to suffice