Things that Simon Doesn't Say

I carry props.

Cars.

Colors.

ChooChoos.

Money for video games.

I am prepared to entertain my little one when venturing out to a restaurant.

But when there are 8 children. That takes on a whole new bag of tricks.

So I called out to start a game of Simon Says.

To entertain the little ones and keep them from running amuck in the restaurant (no matter that some of their parents own the place, still need to have a sense of decorum).

Apparently either I NEED to be SIMON for all the rounds,

or kindergarteners who ride the BIG bus aren't allowed to lead the round.

Cause Simon NEVER says...